Or, helping with the packing...
"After scolding one's cat one looks into its face and is seized by the ugly suspicion that it understood every word. And has filed it for reference."
- Charlotte Gray
"Cats can work out mathematically the exact place to sit that will cause most inconvenience."
- Pam Brown
"When addressed, a gentleman cat does not move a muscle. He looks as if he hasn't heard."
- Mary Sarton