Wednesday, 25 July 2012

Keeping the streets clean


  1. There is! there is! How can you say that, you try to tell me mummy lied all those years ago?
    Oh there is a dog-poo fairy, there must be.........

    (sound of heartbreaking sobbing off)

    1. I feel terrible! But you know, in the end, it's best to know the truth. There are support groups for former fairy believers, so I'm told.

    2. And as a sort of post-script, you do know that dogshit was actually once a traded commodity?
      It was, in earlier times, a vital, and valued component in the leather-tanning process.

      And just to further point out that the dogpoo fairy is real, there's a light in a park in Arizona that's powered by a dogpoo digester, and and.... Poo Wi-Fi!

    3. Agh. English language version

    4. I'll pass on the video, thank you. I don't think I could cope with it.

  2. Well that does it. No more remuneration from the dogpoo-fairy, no financial incentive left to collect any more.

    Sorry , Phideaux, but we'll be off to the vet tomorrow, and one of us won't be coming back.


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