I'm away this weekend, so once again I offer a hastily put together post. Hastily put together, rather like my hastily assembled utensils.
No chaos, no creation. Evidence: the kitchen at mealtime. ~ Mason Cooley
There is a peculiar burning odor in the room, like explosives. The kitchen fills with smoke and the hot, sweet, ashy smell of scorched cookies. The war has begun. ~ Alison Lurie
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